Bonanza Clementine is dead
Bonanza Clementine is dead
By Jeff Gill
BC 008 Library posterMay 12, 2026BC 007 Amazon weddingApr 15, 2026BC 006 The wisdom of Mr PikeMar 28, 2026BC 005 The devil’s own chilli flakesMar 27, 2026This is a story but not a Bonanza Clementine storyFeb 5, 2026BC 004 I’m guessing the fish name is a placeholder?Dec 30, 2025BC 003 Re: You must see this!Dec 12, 2025BC 002 You must see this!Dec 11, 2025BC 001 Bonanza Clementine is deadNov 18, 2025

BC 005 The devil’s own chilli flakes

Mar 27, 2026

From: Jones Ashport \\ ashyjones@gorble.47923

To: Ffearnie Tankenroll \\ ffearne.tankenroll@gov.england

2197.04.23 — 06:18

The devil’s own chilli flakes

Ffearnie

Couldn’t sleep, got up to look through my gran’s papers, the actual paper ones, and I found this:

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It’s an actual poster from the time, I think. What WAS The Chamber? The only thing I learned about them in school was that they ran Stroud district for a while after d-plague and they were religious. But this feels like the kind of religious where you have to get your knickers approved by the bishop. Anyway, I love it. I’m going to frame it and hang it in my kitchen if I ever move out of my mum’s guest house.

You haven’t replied to my last email. Please don’t say it’s because you have a life.

Jones

Bonanza Clementine is dead
Bonanza Clementine is dead

BC 005 The devil’s own chilli flakes

Mar 27, 2026

From: Jones Ashport \\ ashyjones@gorble.47923

To: Ffearnie Tankenroll \\ ffearne.tankenroll@gov.england

2197.04.23 — 06:18

The devil’s own chilli flakes

Ffearnie

Couldn’t sleep, got up to look through my gran’s papers, the actual paper ones, and I found this:

Image

It’s an actual poster from the time, I think. What WAS The Chamber? The only thing I learned about them in school was that they ran Stroud district for a while after d-plague and they were religious. But this feels like the kind of religious where you have to get your knickers approved by the bishop. Anyway, I love it. I’m going to frame it and hang it in my kitchen if I ever move out of my mum’s guest house.

You haven’t replied to my last email. Please don’t say it’s because you have a life.

Jones