No Nonsense
By Nalden
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Feeling Mlue

May 31, 2026

Yooooo what's up? Hope you're having a fun Sun day.

I procrastinated writing this because I was, again, sucked into the void that is Instagram Reels.

It started innocently. Some kid answering "Mlue" when asked to name a colour with the letter M. Pretty funny, honestly. Then poof, 50 minutes later I'm drained, my thumb hurts, and I can't remember why I picked up my phone in the first place.

How does the world function when the default state of most people is alone in a room watching strangers on a phone?

Ah... of course. It doesn't.

So I did what any responsible parent would do. I put my kids to work. Chores, but modern hahaha. Promoting the parents' business, because we a family right?

Nah-ah. "Not this time dad."

My youngest wasn't having it. Last time I apparently "took his views" because I posted the video on the gram instead of linking to his YouTube, where he could gain views and followers himself. Even though I paid him fair and square in Minecraft credits, he wasn't motivated to help me now.

It's a new reality, negotiating with a 9 year old.

So I did what any responsible parent would do.

I tried his brother.

He likes to draw and is more like a true artist. Less interested in the commercial side of things, doesn't give a fck about reputation or followers, and absolutely hates numbers.

So... we used his drawing without explicitly telling him he was promoting Nendo.

Nendo? Yeah, it's our new tool that brings drawings to life as a figurine. We can't call them toys (yet), said our Claudezak legal team, but it's kinda similar. It's more like a collectible, ykwim? A figurine the size of a credit card.

Shoutout to the Nternet team for once again turning an experiment into a service where AI becomes a helpful tool instead of a machine to exploit your data and creativity. Working with high agency people is a bliss.

It's becoming quite the collection with Rumicat, Boomerang, Foto Foto, Claro and now Nendo. And we're only getting started.

Hahaha that sounds so deliriously tech-y.

WE ARE ONLY GETTING STARTED!

Watch us. Follow our journey here. Whatever.

We're having massive fun and having fun is the new moat.

I was about to drift off with another random story, but I'll keep it to this and continue with another ten random links for you to explore like it's the explore page of your favorite addiction.

  • Let's start with the latest. Nendo. We shipped it today because Youssef & Mike love working on Sundays. We're curious to hear what you think!? Try it. It's causing mayhem in some group chats already...

  • Don't forget about FOTO FOTO yo! Just gather photos of your favourite bachelor party weekend trip situation, upload them, make yourself a coffee and we’ll design the book for you. Easy easy!

  • Did you already create a site by talking to Claro? Kees the King already captured Kees. Lefto got Lefto Early Bird. Gyatso got his. It's becoming a thing now. Before you know it, your name is ...

  • Dude mounted a tiny microphone on my apartment balcony to listen for any birds passing by and built a site to collage them as "they're heard" hahaha.

  • While we're at it... check Birdclaw, a local-first Twitter workspace in one local web app. Could be handy depending on your shenenigans on X.

  • Birds are a thing. Feather launched which claims to help you organizing your email. I've been hearing this since the days of Google Wave hahahaha, however now with LLMs we're good to go.

  • Also! Keep an eye on this cute little AI assistant. As much as I hate the word AI assistant I can't find a better word for it. I've been testing it and it's hella handy.

  • I know you always wanted to turn your terminal into a design engineer, and now... you can! Use this toolkit for coding agents to help you build UIs that don't suck.

  • This made me laugh out loud! Only fans is a small command-line tool for unlocking the real maximum fan speed on Apple Silicon Macs.

  • Stumbled upon Board, a face-to-face game console designed to bring "everyone" together. Best of both worlds... maybe? Would be cool to see the kids... together? Maybe this can compete with Roblox?

  • Before we continue with our lives... I've been listening to Breathe. They decided to play instrumentals on a random rooftop in İstanbul, Türkiye. Great for while you work if you do work in 16 minutes.

That's all folks. Choose self worth over net worth and make real life great again!

N.

 

No Nonsense

Feeling Mlue

May 31, 2026

Yooooo what's up? Hope you're having a fun Sun day.

I procrastinated writing this because I was, again, sucked into the void that is Instagram Reels.

It started innocently. Some kid answering "Mlue" when asked to name a colour with the letter M. Pretty funny, honestly. Then poof, 50 minutes later I'm drained, my thumb hurts, and I can't remember why I picked up my phone in the first place.

How does the world function when the default state of most people is alone in a room watching strangers on a phone?

Ah... of course. It doesn't.

So I did what any responsible parent would do. I put my kids to work. Chores, but modern hahaha. Promoting the parents' business, because we a family right?

Nah-ah. "Not this time dad."

My youngest wasn't having it. Last time I apparently "took his views" because I posted the video on the gram instead of linking to his YouTube, where he could gain views and followers himself. Even though I paid him fair and square in Minecraft credits, he wasn't motivated to help me now.

It's a new reality, negotiating with a 9 year old.

So I did what any responsible parent would do.

I tried his brother.

He likes to draw and is more like a true artist. Less interested in the commercial side of things, doesn't give a fck about reputation or followers, and absolutely hates numbers.

So... we used his drawing without explicitly telling him he was promoting Nendo.

Nendo? Yeah, it's our new tool that brings drawings to life as a figurine. We can't call them toys (yet), said our Claudezak legal team, but it's kinda similar. It's more like a collectible, ykwim? A figurine the size of a credit card.

Shoutout to the Nternet team for once again turning an experiment into a service where AI becomes a helpful tool instead of a machine to exploit your data and creativity. Working with high agency people is a bliss.

It's becoming quite the collection with Rumicat, Boomerang, Foto Foto, Claro and now Nendo. And we're only getting started.

Hahaha that sounds so deliriously tech-y.

WE ARE ONLY GETTING STARTED!

Watch us. Follow our journey here. Whatever.

We're having massive fun and having fun is the new moat.

I was about to drift off with another random story, but I'll keep it to this and continue with another ten random links for you to explore like it's the explore page of your favorite addiction.

  • Let's start with the latest. Nendo. We shipped it today because Youssef & Mike love working on Sundays. We're curious to hear what you think!? Try it. It's causing mayhem in some group chats already...

  • Don't forget about FOTO FOTO yo! Just gather photos of your favourite bachelor party weekend trip situation, upload them, make yourself a coffee and we’ll design the book for you. Easy easy!

  • Did you already create a site by talking to Claro? Kees the King already captured Kees. Lefto got Lefto Early Bird. Gyatso got his. It's becoming a thing now. Before you know it, your name is ...

  • Dude mounted a tiny microphone on my apartment balcony to listen for any birds passing by and built a site to collage them as "they're heard" hahaha.

  • While we're at it... check Birdclaw, a local-first Twitter workspace in one local web app. Could be handy depending on your shenenigans on X.

  • Birds are a thing. Feather launched which claims to help you organizing your email. I've been hearing this since the days of Google Wave hahahaha, however now with LLMs we're good to go.

  • Also! Keep an eye on this cute little AI assistant. As much as I hate the word AI assistant I can't find a better word for it. I've been testing it and it's hella handy.

  • I know you always wanted to turn your terminal into a design engineer, and now... you can! Use this toolkit for coding agents to help you build UIs that don't suck.

  • This made me laugh out loud! Only fans is a small command-line tool for unlocking the real maximum fan speed on Apple Silicon Macs.

  • Stumbled upon Board, a face-to-face game console designed to bring "everyone" together. Best of both worlds... maybe? Would be cool to see the kids... together? Maybe this can compete with Roblox?

  • Before we continue with our lives... I've been listening to Breathe. They decided to play instrumentals on a random rooftop in İstanbul, Türkiye. Great for while you work if you do work in 16 minutes.

That's all folks. Choose self worth over net worth and make real life great again!

N.